Mark Parker: The Top 10 tips for farmers Christmas shopping at the mall
#10. When buying clothes for your wife, steal tags from her closet — don’t try to describe her size with hand gestures.
#9. Stick a flag on your bale spear so you can find your truck in the parking lot.
#8. If you’re searching for your wife, focus on stores that smell like a perfume vat exploded or ones that sell shoes.