Mark Parker:  The Top 10 tips for farmers Christmas shopping at the mall

Mark Parker:  The Top 10 tips for farmers Christmas shopping at the mall

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#10. When buying clothes for your wife, steal tags from her closet — don’t try to describe her size with hand gestures.

#9. Stick a flag on your bale spear so you can find your truck in the parking lot.

#8. If you’re searching for your wife, focus on stores that smell like a perfume vat exploded or ones that sell shoes.

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